Today's find goes to my main lady Pino (KP). As per usual Buzzfeed did not disappoint and has provided us with a summer to do list that will challenge our very beings. We say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There are items that will be quite easy to complete just by existing in summer, like eating snacks on the beach #11 ( I don't know who can go to the beach and not eat, it just isn't right) or eating tomatoes #18,19 (who doesn't eat tomatoes on the regular?!), falling asleep in a hammock #46 ( I was under the impression that they were made for sleeping, with such a weird name the inventor must have been sleepy or sleeping at the time, obviously they were thinking of names while in the hammock), Or stuffing your face on the 4th of July #47, I'm pretty sure the founding fathers intended that to be a part of the celebration and just forgot to write it down because they were all late for their bean bag tourney at Herbie Hancock's BBQ.
But the list also contains some tasks that would challenge anyone (How do you grill a cocktail? Is that even a thing? #9) , eating melon and prosciutto #45 while seemingly easy look at the picture, no one's will look like that! Pino and I are going to have one heck of a time getting ours to look like that, I am no Bobby Flay. #53 will be a challenge purely because there is no "Mr. Softie" in MN that I know of. Pino I think we'll just have to Maverick it and name someone Mr. Softie (preferably and older gentlemen who is grandfatherly) and pay him to deliver us ice cream cones frequently.
There will be items that challenge a specific member of our little duo, yeah that's you Pino. #2 and 4 because they involve dairy (interesting fact peanut gallery Pino is lactose and tolerant, a fact that I forget most days). # 10, 26, 27 because they involve fruit that is warm and she weirdly doesn't like it (apparently it tastes "fuzzy" aka YOU ARE WEIRD). # 9,12,13, 21, 28, 31, 32, 36, 38, 40, 43, 49 and 58 will also be challenging for because they involve drinking, good luck with that one. Accepting this challenge just gave KP's summer a whole new outlook.
Overall this list is an epic culmination of drinking, eating and relaxing, exactly what summer should be. Go ahead, check it out, it may possibly guarantee you the most summer fun you've ever had.... unless you are Dany Zuko or Sandy, if you are, no promises. Otherwise we challenge you to complete all 60. May the odds be ever in your favor.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/summer-bucket-list
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